Pootled down to London nice and early (19th) to be met by Grandad and Mater* in Crystal Palace Caravan site where we were camping for the weekend - a kind of second 'own mattress'. Grandad did the Crystal Palace Parkrun on the Saturday morning, some of which I spectated from the comforts of the caravan park, but then we headed over to the Expo - as Mater particularly wanted to go (I would have been happy picking up my number on the Friday). Weirdly it went very well for me! Had my pack within 2 minutes of queuing (the queue got SIGNIFICANTLY longer after I'd picked up) and managed to grab my chip within 30 seconds of spotting the lines - all that political queuing in supermarkets has not been wasted!
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| Expo podium photo |
The expo itself was amazing, although would have been far more fun if I had money to burn - were some nice photo opportunities (both paid and free) and managed to pick up my free goodie bag. Then proceeded to luncheon (sandwiches of course) and to stocking up the caravan with carb-loading-goodness and post-marathon treats. Managed NOT to crack into the bottle of champers I'd brought with me - but more on that anon.
The morning of the race dawned clear and sunny - and actually managed to sleep the night before thanks to a rather handy meditation app I have on my iPhone - that I pretty much always forget about. Had a champions breakfast of fried egg on wholemeal toast (with just one luxury of brown sauce).
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| Marathon breakfast (on caravan plate) |
Grandad had offered to take me to the start via the bus (which he has done himself before) and was definitely a better choice than the crowded tube. He was being all chipper, which was particularly useful as the nerves were setting in, and delivered me safely to the balloons of the blue start. I was rather amused to see that there was a local church provided for last minute prayers - rather inconveniently fenced off. Can't fault the VLM organisation for the starting pens. Loads of loos, bag drop off was seamless, massive screen to distract one from imminent doom etc. Everyone I bumped into was chatty - in the toilet queue and eventually in the long queue for the start.
Missed the silence for Boston runners (we were slightly beyond the reach of the tannoy) - but as I was wearing an armband for solidarity I didn't feel guilty. But did eventually get to the start line after about 25 mins and set off on my personal marathon hell.** I was quite near one of the Runner's World pacers, so decided to stick with the 'sub-5' guys as much as possible ... oh how that plan fell apart. I should note at this point that Grandad had advised that if I was going to have to walk, I would be best incorporating walks steadily. This may have been great advice for a run-walker, but for the under-prepared it turned out slightly disastrously ... however - more anon.
I promised myself I was going to have a walk break every 5 miles - but I got to the 5 mile target and was feeling totally fine (despite the lack of prep**) and made myself head on to the 6 mile/10km point. This is where I made my silly decision and walked - therefore freezing my joints and making the next 30km rather horrifically painful. It was a hot day, but I was trying to eek out my sports drink as much as possible (knowing I can't drink lucozade because of the particular sweetener they use) - and without taking on too much water to make me sick.
A side note here to mention how amazing the crowds are at London. Whatever race you have done, and however great you think the crowds are, I bet they are not a PATCH on VLM supporters. You cannot go more than 5 yards AT A TIME without being offered a sweet, a drink, or a supportive yell. I particularly remember running around a corner in the middle of my VERY long walk section, and hearing the crowds chanting my name as I ran round. Those memories will stay with me the rest of my life - or at least I hope they will.
Having started walking after 10km, I found any running sections incredibly painful. Somehow all my joints had seized up, and were not really wanting me to run (although I did manage some sections) but by the 10 mile mark I had given in to resolving that I was going to be walking a lot of the course. It was a FAB day weather-wise (perhaps even too hot and sunny) and this was not the chore it might sound to be. I DID manage to run past most of the official photographers who started snapping around 11 miles at the Tower Bridge so many of my official photos are of me running (even for brief periods).
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| Me crossing Tower Bridge |
The halfway point reached - the cries from the marshalls turned from "You're nearly there" (how cruel!) to "at least you have beaten Mo Farrah" - but I have to admit my resolve was beginning to fail me. I then began looking out for the Parental units as well as a lady from the GRW on Faffbook who was out on the course supporting people (but I suspect we missed each other purely due to the masses). By 15 miles I was really flagging and even my fast-walking-pace had slowed considerable. It got to the point where all the marshalls were asking if I was ok - and therefore I must have looked pretty low (I certainly felt it).
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| Flagging ... |
Somewhat more motivated, I started looking more keenly for the re-appearance of the Ancient Parents - if only so I could have a bit of a hug, a slightly bigger bit of a cry, and then carry onwards. However, they were nowhere to be seen amongst the hoardes of amazing people who had turned out to cheer (I can't say enough about how brilliant they were). I have however to shout out to a lady, who will probably never ever read this, who was stood around the 21 mile mark with a bag of bananas - which after all the scientifically-prepared gels did more for me than anything else!
By 22 miles I had resolved finally that I was going to finish this bugger, and tried a bit more running to try and loosen the joints. It was painful, but each short run made the next one easier - and as the miles began to tick down to the finish, I was getting more and more emotional, but also more positive that I was going to cross that line and earn my bling.
The Lucozade tunnel of inspiration (or whatever the hell it was called) was a welcome bit of calming head-space (and coolness) - as well as a final pit-stop. Coming out of the tunnel, the 25 mile mark was not too far off - although photographing it got me a 'don't stop now' from the spectators. I had given up on finding Grandad for my hug by then, and instead texted him to say where I was.
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| 25 mies (!!!!!!!) |
Had a few mini-races (no more than a few feet) with my surrounding runners, and then finally spotted the houses of Parliament - which I managed a rather painful jog past. However, for those whose grasp of geography is far better than mine, this meant I was very close to the finish line, and somehow as it got closer all those aches and pains became less important, and getting that last bit ran was overtaking me.
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| The Final Sprint |
I did have a challenge (as it was HMTQ's Birthday) to get the crowds by Bucks Palace to sing Happy Birthday - which (being brilliant spectators that they were) was achieved EVEN THOUGH I started stratospherically too high even for me, never mind a normal human vocal range. I then managed to garner enough strength to belt my way sprinty-wise the last 600m or so to the finish - to pick up my medal, be un-attached from my chip, and to rescue both kit bag (easy) and Parental Units (surprisingly complicated) in St James' park where they had decide to picnic rather than making themselves available for hugs/tears on the course.
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| BLING!!! |
Then (only slightly stiffly) made our way back to the caravan for chocolate milk (mostly me), steak (rare in my case) and champers. This was somewhat of a double celebration as the handing in of my tome - that which had scuppered my race prep - was also imminent - and the champagne had in fact been saved from my FIRST graduation back in 2007!
However, it must be said that this tome (by which I mean my PhD thesis) is the reason this blog is so darned late! The week after VLM - after the champers had worn off - was then devoted to getting the last bits written, proofed and printed out for handing in. About 400 pages later, and much MUCH poorer, my final thing was bound and dropped into the post-grad office.
The VLM may have been a challenge, but it was a short-ish one (even considering I had been training since November on and off) but the PhD was first an idea in my head in 2004 in my second year of Uni - and now it's finally in and done and bound and waiting a viva to examine, and in many ways the marathon seems to pale in relation.
It only struck me today (well yesterday by the time this is finished) after much much singing, and a concert that my music director and I went for a later dinner and bumped into an Edinburgh Marathon finisher, and my MD (who is totally AGAINST the idea of sport - well if he has to do it***) BRAGGED about the fact I had run VLM - in a very 'she knows what she is talking about when advising about marathon recovery' way. This kinda shocked me as in many ways the PhD has seemed more of an achievement - especially as I know so many runners who are FAR better at the whole distance thing than me. I did wear my medal home with pride tonight though (why it was in my handbag is a stupidly long, but sensible story).
This has turned into a rather rambly blog - but I hope it at least explains why a) it was so long in coming and b) my first marathon experience. I say first, not because I'm planning on another one in the next week or two, but more that at some point I would like to train properly and get the time I reckon I am capable of (sub-4.30) rather than my woeful run/walk (mostly walk) time that is currently my Marathon PB of 6.29 ...
P.S. I did actually run for charity - the restoration appeal for my church in Edinburgh - so the link to sponsor (if anyone can spare a pound or two) is http://www.everyclick.com/ospmarathon
P.P.S As a final pic ... my thesis. And 5 years of my life.
*For those new to the blog - both my ACTUAL parents - with soubriquets for various niece-related reasons
** Again, for the newer readers, there were very important reasons my training was abandoned - so I knew right from the beginning this was going to be a TOUGH race
*** I should note - he is a GENEROUS sponsor ...











